11.14.05
I've never been much of a coffee drinker. But this summer I discovered "frappucino." More specifically, Mint Mocha Chip ($3.30 tall, $3.80 Grande, $4.30 Venti).
I can't prove it, but Starbucks is putting heroin in their drinks. How else to explain the daily urge that overcame me shortly after waking? With a program of self-discipline, meditation and methadone (Pepsi, actually) I was able to pry myself away from my crippling addiction to that minty, creamy, mocha goodness.
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